"Inside us there is a word we cannot pronounce and that is who we are."
[runs up on stage][out of breath] “sorry folks a small change of plans here, the male choice hottie is actually louis tomlinson” [heavy breathing] “have yall seen him in those goddamn shoes”
"A feminist is any woman who tells the truth about her life."
"That’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too."